Dear Wade,

If you're reading this, you've already made a step in the right direction.  DeVry, knows that you are unemployed.  DeVry also knows, that you already have a bachelor's degree from a four year university.  But look at where that got you, Wade.  It got you to DeVry's web page.  That's where.

DeVry has been reviewing your file, and DeVry is the obvious next step for you, Wade.  It's time to give up your childish dreams of being a famous writer.  Don't make DeVry laugh, you still think O Henry is a candy bar!

Come, sit down, and have a chat with DeVry.  DeVry can show you how to work with technology -- the future!  Paper and words are the past, Wade.  Let DeVry show you the way.  You can get your MBA, MAFM, MHRM, MISM, NCM, MPM, or MPA.  If you don't know what those are, DeVry can tell you, Wade.  DeVry hopes you make the right decision.

Sincerely,

DeVry