You're probably in the wrong place, but if you're looking for a picture
of me drying off after a shower, please see directly below.
If you click the picture above the text you're currently reading, it will
take you to my Youtubeİ page where my videos have upwards of a hundred
views. That link can also be found under "Videos." Which is coming
up if you keep reading.
One time a few years ago I was all, "I should draw a picture for my
website every month." I did that for a few months then got bored and
stopped. I'm leaving them here because I have so few things in this
world to offer you otherwise:
I'm a totally legitimate professional comedy writer, bro. This spot is reserved for some funny writing
I will do at some point. (This is a hilarious joke. This spot will never be filled by funny writing.
Although I do want to own up to how many times I used the word "this" in this blerb.)